Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Barrack Room Ballard

To market to market went my brother Jim
And some bast... threw a tomato at him
Tomatoes are soft and don't break the skin
But the one that killed Jim was packed in a tin

Mary the milkmaid was milking a cow
The trouble was Mary, she did not know how
Along came the farmer and gave her the sack
So she turned the cow over and pured the milk back

I went to my girlfriend her name is miss Brown
She was having a bath and could not come down
She said if you wait I'll be there in a tick
She slipped on the soap and by God she was quick

Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet her nickers all tattered and torn
It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her but little boy 

 blue with his horn

Jack and Jill went up the hill for a bit of hanky panky 
Jill came down with half a crown, you can tell Jack was a Yankee

The boy stood on the burning deck
The boat was all a quiver
He gave a cough, his leg fell off
And floated down the river

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